Environment Man: March 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Environment Man Sings "Global Warming" (Climate Change)

The Melting Ice
Rising Sea Level
Could Be The Devil
Increased Smog
Described On Your Blog
The Polar Bear
You Have To Care
The Melting Ice
Will We Burn More Coal
I've Told You Twice
We Have To Be Bold
CHORUS: "Global Warming, Climate Change"

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Born To Run. Fly. And Swim Too

Born in the wilderness, spawn of lightning and the darkness of night. Raised by wolves on ice flows too cold for polar bears. I'm half eagle and half shark. I can lick my weight in bobcats. I've plowed virgin lands with tornadoes and emptied rivers and lakes with my thirst. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut and my passport requires no photo. As a young man, I taught sailors how to drink, cuss and love their women. I once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds. I teach German Shepards how to bark in Russian. I have won the lifetime achievement award...twice. I am Environment Man.

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Do Not Ignore Hitlers

The various parties of the Weimar Reichstag ignored him, hoping he would go away...He didn't...

Neville Chamberlain and the other leaders of the League of Nations ignored his trampling of the Treaty of Versailles, hoping he would go away...He didn't...

Chamberlain ignored the Anschluss of Austria and the annexation of Czechoslavakia, hoping he would be appeased...He wasn't...

The Russians ignored his history and joined him in the rape of Poland, hoping he was satiated...He wasn't...