Saturday, December 24, 2011

Eman Linked To Nicki Minaj?

Onika Tanya Maraj, better known as Nicki Minaj, is being linked to Environment Man. The hip hop world rumor mill is not confirming whether the link is professional or romantic. Reps for both would not comment for the record. Their fans want to know if they will perform together in 2012.

Minaj achieved commercial success after releasing three mixtapes between 2007 and 2009 and being signed to Young Money Entertainment in August 2009. Minaj released her debut album, "Pink Friday" in November 2010. It quickly became a commercial success, peaking at number one on the U.S. Billboard 200 and being certified Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) a month after its release.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Wachowski Brothers To Cast Eman in New Matrix Trilogy?

Rumors are running rampant about the prospects for a new Matrix Trilogy. The original trilogy transformed the brothers from small-time carpenters to fabulously wealthy and powerful Hollywood players. The Wachowski Brothers have become more reclusive since the first Matrix came out in 1999. They haven't given an interview in four years, and under an unusual deal with Warner Brothers, they never have to talk to the press. Anyone who works on a film with them is made to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

Eman is just as reclusive as the Wachowski Brothers. He too requires anyone who works with him to sign a nondisclosure agreement. Yet these two camps appear to be on the verge of collaborating on the next Matrix Trilogy. It is being rumored that Eman is being considered to appear in the next 3 films. The nature of his participation is a highly guarded secret. However, Eman's cult following hopes that he will have an acting role as well as performing musical numbers. Imagine Eman jamming for the machines on the machine world.

Joel Silver is the power behind the Wachowski Brothers. He could also become the power behind Eman. Silver gave his blessing to a small, independent film the Wachowski's had written, "Bound,' a crime drama about two lesbians stealing from the mob. Eman loves the film.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Romantic Link Between Eman & Michelle Rodriguez?

Eman is being romantically linked to hot tomboy actress Michelle Rodriguez. Eman is very reclusive and has a strict policy of not talking about his private life. Maybe that is why the paparazzi have not captured the rumored couple together. Regardless of the situation, Michelle would be a great mate for Eman.

Michelle Rodriguez was in the epic 3D film, Avatar, playing the role of a Marine helicopter who is stationed on the planet of Pandora. Her character Trudy Chacon is in the same vein as most of her characters from past films, the hot tomboy or the bombshell with muscle. Michelle Rodriguez has perfected this particular brand of feminine machismo.

Rodriguez also appeared in the blockbuster hit The Fast and the Furious (2001), and Resident Evil (2002).

Environment Man on Oprah's Next Chapter?

The Hollywood rumor mill is hot with news about Eman possibly appearing on "Oprah's Next Chapter," which debuts on New Year's Day. The two-hour premiere will air at 9 p.m. and will feature Oprah with Aerosmith's Steven Tyler.

Oprah's Next Chapter will feature Oprah talking to people outside of the studio. Eman is the ultimate outdoorsman and if he chooses to appear on the new show, it will surely include an interesting location. Think Cheasapeake Bay or Catalina Island.

According to Oprah:

"After 25 years I got myself out of the studio chairs. I moved into the next chapter, and I am having more fun than ever -- moving around the country and the world talking to people I'm really interested in getting to know and I think viewers will be, too.”

Eman's dynamic performances and cult following could boost the network's young network's ratings.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Lisa Jackson on "Real Time With Bill Maher"

Environment Man Should Have Been Warm-Up Act

EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson appeared on HBO's Bill Maher Show last night [October 21, 2011] and she aggressively represented the importance of EPA regulations. Administrator Jackson talked about the politicization of our environment under the House Republican's pseudo-jobs plan, “Too Dirty to Fail,” which she discusses in her oped in the LA Times. Jackson noted that "Pollution affects red states and blue states alike, and it is time to stop politicizing our air and water." LPJ was last on Real Time on Oct 2 2009.

Fine. But the people wanted Eman to perform. His cult following in the San Fernando Valley and Hollywood were anticipating that the Emeister would perform his smash hit, "Lisa Jackson."

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Eman Measures His Existence Based on the Moon

Environment Man measures his existence on the orbit of the Moon around the earth and on the rotation of the Moon. Of course, it is extremely difficult for the average human to calculate the number of Moon years of one's existence. The mystery of Eman continues.

The rotation of the Moon – or a lunar day – lasts around 27.3 days. This is the same amount of time the Moon takes to complete one orbit around the Earth. Because the rotation of the Moon and the length of its orbit are exactly the same, the Moon always presents the same face to the Earth.

Imagine that the Moon and the Earth are connected with an imaginary cable. The cable is bolted down on the Moon, but it’s connected to a ring around the Earth. So, the Earth can rotate at its own speed of turning once every 24 hours, and the Moon can go around it once every 27 days. But the Moon always shows the same face towards the Earth. (Universe Today, 8/23/2011)

Monday, August 1, 2011

Environment Man In The Organic Garden: Garden of Nede

In a time of global climate change, debt debates, inner city murder, unemployment and terrorism, a superhero has emerged to mitigate the corrosion. Nuclear powered and photovoltaically tanned, Environment Man is friend to the poor, enemy of the evil doers, and dangerous to those ruining the Earth.

Of course, a superhero must have his down time. Eman retreats to his backyard garden to tend the corn, squash, zucchini, peppers, tomatoes, watermelons, canteloupes, cucumbers, broccoli and flowers. It recharges his lithium ion battery. Moreover, security lighting is provided by solar powered motion lights.

The backyard and garden are wildlife and plant reserves. Squirrels munch the corn and tomatoes. Groundhogs munch the broccoli. The deer eat the melons whenever the opening door is left open.

And then there is the organic fence, constructed from wood products from the nearby forested area.

After a hard day of climate fighting and private sector challenges, Eman retreats to his very own fortress of solitude.

Wind propelled and mobile via plug-in hydrogen fuel cell hybrid electric environmentmobile, E-Man wants the public to know this:

"It is now, it is always, it will be.....Environment Man."

Monday, April 11, 2011

Earth Day: Eman On Mall With Lady Gaga & Charlie Sheen?

Earth Day On The National Mall Environment Man To 'Blow The Roof Off The Sucka" Rumors are running rampant in the Nation's Capital that Eman will perform on Earth Day with Lady Gaga and Charlies providing backing vocals and instrumentation. Telephone. Winning. Bad Romance? Regardless, Eman tells us that he is 'ready to go.' E says that he intends to 'rock Lincoln in his memorial.'

The rumored set list includes Eman's mega hits "Lisa Jackson" and "Global Warming.' His ten minute set will include these numbers and Eman just might perform "Toxic Waste." Eman's spokepeople have shared that Eman is saving his super hit "Acid Rain" for a nighttime gig somewhere at one of Washington, DC's underground venues.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Eman To Be Music Host For Sheen's Korner?


Hollywood rumor mill has Environment Man as music/guru co-host of Sheen's Corner


Charlie Sheen's internet show, Sheen's Korner, is a huge worldwide hit. Methane is not discussed but passed. No hydraulic fracturing needed by Charlie and his posse. Rumor has it that Eman might be joining that posse via live Skype from his Santa Catalina Island single wide retreat. Will Natalie Kenly provide background vocals. Inquiring minds want to know.

Sheen, right, is at the top of his gaem with estimates of 100 million tuning in for his new online show. Eman , left, should easily bring millions more to that count. Eman's chat board cult status should propel the show to new heights. An E spokesperson says possible discussions about possible particulars are possibly being worked out now. Asked why Eman prefers to appear from his island retreat instead of Sheen's Beverly Hills mansion, Eman stated, "Technology makes it possible for me to be there without burning fossil fuels."

Eman is possibly considering the possibility of developing programming for billionair Mark Cuban's HDNet. Charlie is talking to Cuban about a new show too, but Charlie is under contract to CBS and Warner Brothers. "Dan Rather Reports" is on HDNet.