Environment Man Wins Oprah's "Your Own Show" Search

Oprah's Search for the next big star via her "Your Own Show" promotion has ended with the selection of Environment Man to host "The Never Ending Adventures of Environment Man." The show will run on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) at 11 p.m. starting on January 1, 2011. Eman entered his video in the 'Wildcard' category and worldwide reaction was overwhelming. Millions of video views and votes put Eman over the top.

Oprah and reality TV super producer Mark Burnett joined forces in search of the next big TV star. They believe Eman's big personality and big dreams for himself produced the chutzpah that gave him the BIG BREAK. EMan states that, "this is the chance of a lifetime to host my own TALK show...on OWN. I know I have "IT" and now I can show "IT" to the world." The voters have spoken and Eman cannot wait to share his adventures around the world with his fans around the world.

"The Never Ending Adventures of Environment Man" will also feature The Ecology Band.

For more information contact Patricia Green. She is handling all bookings.

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