Environment Man: E-Man : Superhero For Justice

Sunday, January 20, 2008

E-Man : Superhero For Justice

My name is Environment Man, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Green Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, God Almighty. Father to a great son, husband to a future wife. And I will have my justice, in this life or the next.

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Born To Run. Fly. And Swim Too

Born in the wilderness, spawn of lightning and the darkness of night. Raised by wolves on ice flows too cold for polar bears. I'm half eagle and half shark. I can lick my weight in bobcats. I've plowed virgin lands with tornadoes and emptied rivers and lakes with my thirst. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut and my passport requires no photo. As a young man, I taught sailors how to drink, cuss and love their women. I once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds. I teach German Shepards how to bark in Russian. I have won the lifetime achievement award...twice. I am Environment Man.

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Do Not Ignore Hitlers

The various parties of the Weimar Reichstag ignored him, hoping he would go away...He didn't...

Neville Chamberlain and the other leaders of the League of Nations ignored his trampling of the Treaty of Versailles, hoping he would go away...He didn't...

Chamberlain ignored the Anschluss of Austria and the annexation of Czechoslavakia, hoping he would be appeased...He wasn't...

The Russians ignored his history and joined him in the rape of Poland, hoping he was satiated...He wasn't...