Environment Man To Perform at American Music Awards?

Rumor has it that Environment Man will take to the stage at the American Music Awards live from the Nokia Theatre on November 21. Eman is the latest musician announced as a performer on the show, joining Bon Jovi, Pink and Usher.

Go vote for Eman for Favorite Artist at the American Music Awards site. It has to be a write-in vote for Eman because he did not qualify in time to be listed on the official voting board. Cast your votes for the 2010 American Music Awards! Make your picks in all 19 categories before voting ends on Friday, November 12, 2010. The winners will be revealed live during the 2010 American Music Awards on SUNDAY NOV 21 87c.

"Environment Man is known for his powerful and engaging performances," MAM producer Larrie Kline said in a statement. "We are looking forward to his 'Global Warming/Climate Change' number.

Eminem is up for five awards at the 2010 AMAs, tied with country juggernauts Lady Antebellum for the most nominations. Justin Bieber scored four nods, while B.o.B, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Usher are each up for three. Lady Gaga, the Black Eyed Peas, Rihanna and Drake are also nominated in various categories.

Eman's Hit Song About Lisa Jackson on Grist Magazine

Environment Man's mega-hit music video honoring the U.S. EPA Administrator "Lisa Jackson" is featured on the leading environmental magazine in the world, Grist.

Environment Man To Play Gig at Stewart - Colbert Rally?

Comedy Central, which is owned by Viacom, will stage a National Mall Rally on October 30, that will feature both its late-night hosts, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. "The Daily Show's" Stewart announced on his show that his Rally to Restore Sanity, a.k.a. a Million Moderate March is:

"a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs), not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority."

Stephen Colbert counters:

"On October 30, 2010, I am calling for the nation to join me on the Washington Mall for the March to Keep Fear Alive. Shame on you, Jon Stewart -- America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. . . . Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost most of us in the fear-industrial complex?"

Although the permit has not yet been issued, there aren't any hugely outstanding issues that would prevent or bar the signing of a permit. Although both Stewart and Colbert mentioned the Mall in their announcements, the permit application is for the north side of the Washington Monument grounds -- which does not include the Lincoln Memorial, Reflecting Pool or what is known as the Mall. Of course, that would put the White House in the background of the rally.
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Although not yet confirmed, it is rumored that Environment Man's agent is in negotiations for him to play his 3-song set at the rally. Eman's three-song set includes:

1) "Mother Nature: You Were Always On My Mind,"

2) "Lisa Jackson," and

3) "Global Warming/Climate Change."

(Wash Post, 9/18/2010)

Environment Man Performs "Lisa Jackson"

By Holly Wood





Our very own Eman has done it again and has written, performed and produced a great song about U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa P. Jackson. Environment Man was joined in performing the tune by the international cult keyboardist & vocalist Dax.

Lyrics

Lisa's the administrator of the EPA
She's the top cop for Earth Day
Lisa is so smart and Lisa is cute
Pollution is her enemy and she is not mute

[Chorus: Lisa Jackson]

Lisa knows what to do for Super Fund
She loves Mother Nature and has polluters on the run
Lisa is so sweet but is sometimes sour
Cause she's the top cop with green power

[Chorus: Lisa Jackson]

Lisa is so sweet, but so intense
She's on the environmental beat with no pretense
Lisa is the administrator of the EPA
And she's gonna protect the Earth until her dying day

[Chorus: Lisa Jackson]

Woodstock

“What we would like to do is sing a song together

Now you see what usually happens is you get a group of people who might sing but for some unknown reasons that are not unknown anymore they won’t do it

Most of us need approval, most of us need to get a approval from our neighbours before we can let it all hang down

We would like to sing a song called ‘Higher’ and if we can get everybody to sing along we would appreciate it.

Just sing Higher and throw the peace sign up it’ll do you no harm

Still again some people feel they shouldn’t, because there are situations where you need approval to get in on something that could be sooo good

If you throw the peace sign up and say Higher and get everybody to do it, there’s a whole lot of people here and a whole of people might not want to do it because they can somehow get around it and feel there are enough people to make up for it and on and on. Etcetera, etcetera … Wow

Way up on the hill"

Eman To Present at 2010 Emmy Awards in Los Angeles

The Hollywood rumor mill has it that Eman will be a presenter at the 62nd Emmy Awards, live August 29 at the Leonard H. Goldenstein Theatre in North Hollywood, California. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Awards ceremony will be hosted by Jimmy Fallon.

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Eman To Play 2010 Video Music Awards in Los Angeles

More rumors have it that Environment Man will play at the 27th Annual MTV Video Music Awards on September 12, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Expect an eye-popping, unforgettable moment from Eman. Be there right for the opening of the show at 9 p.m. ET or you might miss it. This year, the show is returning to the West Coast after a stint in New York. The awards show will feature a mix of A-list presenters, performances from the biggest names in the industry and more of those unexpected moments that make MTV's awards shows the most fun of the year.

Eman will deliver the most talked about moment on TV at the VMA. Eman is going to up the ante on the star power and music that viewers expect to see. He promises you won't be disappointed.

Will Lady Gaga Go Green With Environment Man?

Rumor has it that Eman, left, and Lady Gaga, right, have been cutting some monster tracks at Electric Ladyland Studios. Trying to maintain secrecy, Eman and Lady Gaga have been keeping a low profile in order to concentrate on the songs and videos. Clearly this collaboration will be the hottest thing to come out of Gagaland ever (if the rumors are real). Eman is attempting to enlist Lady G to join the fight against global warming. Our spies tell us that the duo are rerecording Eman's monster video "Global Warming/Climate Change." With Gaga's presentation and Eman's imagination, it will have to be something to behold.

Just as Lady Gaga was going to do some opening shows for Michael Jackson at London's O Arena, so too, we are hearing that Eman will do some opening sets for Gaga. Just one or two songs. Eman likes to get in and get out. It is rumored that Eman will rework "Susie Senstive" to "Lady Gaga" as an opening set song. And before you ask, there is no romance swirling between these two. I have special access to Eman and he has told me that he is committed to his chastity and I know he is not interested in marrying. Although our spies can neither confirm nor deny that TMZ paparazzi have photos of him consorting with Serena, Sandra and Elin around Tinseltown. Regardless, I can't wait to hear the track(s), see the video(s) and see the live gigs. This team will surely 'blow the roof off the sucker.'

Book Eman Today

Environment Man is available for gigs. His 10-minute, 3-song set is the perfect supplement to your environmental or energy-themed event. Agent: Patricia Green

His current set list is viewable below:

Environment Man Wins Oprah's "Your Own Show" Search

Oprah's Search for the next big star via her "Your Own Show" promotion has ended with the selection of Environment Man to host "The Never Ending Adventures of Environment Man." The show will run on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) at 11 p.m. starting on January 1, 2011. Eman entered his video in the 'Wildcard' category and worldwide reaction was overwhelming. Millions of video views and votes put Eman over the top.

Oprah and reality TV super producer Mark Burnett joined forces in search of the next big TV star. They believe Eman's big personality and big dreams for himself produced the chutzpah that gave him the BIG BREAK. EMan states that, "this is the chance of a lifetime to host my own TALK show...on OWN. I know I have "IT" and now I can show "IT" to the world." The voters have spoken and Eman cannot wait to share his adventures around the world with his fans around the world.

"The Never Ending Adventures of Environment Man" will also feature The Ecology Band.

For more information contact Patricia Green. She is handling all bookings.

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Disclaimer: This is a spoof. It is a goof and internet abuse and a pathetic attempt at shameless self promotion. Hopefully this disclaimer will satisfy Oprah's legal team.

Happiness Staggering On Down the Street, Dressed in Red

And lately, by the Tavern Door agape,
Came shining through the Dusk an Angel Shape
Bearing a Vessel on his Shoulder; and
He bid me taste of it; and 'twas--the Grape!

The Rubaiyat

By Omar Khayyam